意大利式战争

“二(èr )战”时期，盟军(✒)要实施安奇奥登(🍩)陆(🔼)计划(huá )，迫(😘)于对一门叫(🕰)安奇奥大(🎺)炮的(🎗)超级(jí )武(wǔ )器的忌惮，要派(pài )两个精锐特(🎾)工去摧毁这门大炮，结果两个傻逼被(bèi )(🐿)派(🕔)了去，最后经过(🎡)一(yī )连(🕯)串(chuàn )搞笑(xiào )事件，阴差(🚉)阳错(🚥)的最(🕌)后完成了(🎫)任务(wù )。　　片段一：德国(🐶)人在北非布置了一(💞)个陷阱，准(zhǔn )(🧚)备了(le )一(yī )幅假的防(fáng )御工(gōng )事地(dì )图让这二个(🎛)士兵带(dài )回去。他们却阴差阳错的(🤠)拿走(🌞)了(le )(🙄)真的地图，最(⛓)终赢得(dé )了战役。　(👃)　片段二：他们化装(👺)成管道工潜入德(🐀)军在意大利的司令(👣)部，给他们卫(💹)生间的管(guǎn )道修得乱七八糟(zāo )，把(bǎ )将(🏻)军(jun1 )淋了个(gè )(🐨)落(luò )汤鸡。将军去换衣服，拉(💯)开(kāi )抽(chōu )屉发(🙎)现一套(🐡)新的军服，于是洗头洗脸准(zhǔn )备换上新军(💸)服的时(🍽)候闭(bì )着(zhe )(🏴)眼把(📐)脸盆里(lǐ )(🔙)的(🌱)脏水(shuǐ )倒进抽屉里了（柜子(zǐ )旁(páng )边有一个废水桶）。那个(gè )(🚻)将(🍺)军是最主要的一个配(🤼)角，很有意思。到(dào )影(🚩)片(piàn )结(⛴)束前1分钟(zhōng )，都没有一句台词(🔍)。最后说(🚪)了(🐌)一句“谢谢”。　　片(piàn )段三(sān )：德军有(🕵)一门超级大炮(pào )俯视着联军(🏆)将要(yào )登(🎁)陆的海滩。这二个士兵居然(rán )化装(zhuāng )成(🦐)希特勒(lè )和(♈)随(suí )从，去(qù )视察(🖥)大炮，把大(dà )炮(pào )炸(zhà )掉了。　　In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time……